Just like everyone else, Jump-Off has a few New Year’s resolutions: Lose weight, quit smoking, keep the lower leg still…that sort of thing. We’ve thought long and hard about how we can change for the better. These are our Top Ten resolutions for 2003.

Jump-Off resolves to:

1. Stop publishing any more photos or stories of Wan Ming’s falls or swims like in LOL or pictured right. They are really not funny.
2. Be nicer to the handicapped – shed more light on the Land of the Blind.
3. Carry more fishy stories like Holy Mackerel and other smelly stuff like the Thoroughbreds imported to Sarawak.
4. Say nothing when Selangor Polo & Riding Club drops the “& Riding” part from their name to become the Royal Selangor Polo Club - because of the nice Sultan who “suggested” the new name.
5. No more bad dog stories. Even if there are already some really funny new ones.
6. Stop making McCatering or Happy Meal jokes in case they have a McCoronary.
7. Be better about food – especially with Sausage and other Black Forest Bratwurst.

8. Stop giving out titles like V.I.W. to the already self-important.
9. Stop publishing Whiphand-type photos (see pic)in case we get mistaken for a porno site.
10. Report on only the good things that happen in the Land of the Blind - because ignorance is bliss.